I have heard from several of you that there is much talk in some of your classes about babies and the quantity that is Godly. I got this email today and thought it was fitting with my take on it.....
There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby so he went before the congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the preacher's family expanded, so would his paycheck.
After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the preacher's salary. There was much yelling and bickering about how much the clergyman's additional children were costing the church. Finally, the Preacher got up and spoke to the crowd, "Children are a gift from God," he said. Silence fell on the congregation.
In the back pew, a little old lady stood up and in her frail voice said, "Rain is also a gift from God, but when we get too much of it, we wear rubbers.
"And the congregation said, "Amen."
HEE HEEE HE HEEE
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Come on!! Can I get an Amen. I believe the Lord wants wise parents who are ready and willing to devote their lives to their children. I'm honestly not ready to be a father. I've honestly thought about not being a father, and that was pretty absurd in the end. Just because I'm not ready to start having children doesn't mean I'm not ready to be husband. And while learning to become a great husband while someday becoming a great father. What do you think Ash? Kids? In his time.
I don't believe in kids. As in, I don't believe they exist.
Or rain.
But on a more serious note, get a 15 passenger van to accommodate the horde. And then home school them.
I am a horrible person.
kids in his time. amen. this is why i'm marryin' this guy.
She's also marrying me cause I'm extremely hot.
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